1 00:00:01,449 --> 00:00:03,106 "Heart of the City" playing on radio 2 00:00:03,175 --> 00:00:06,040 ♪ Where the alligator roams ♪ 3 00:00:06,109 --> 00:00:08,042 ♪ I'm a little lost lamb... ♪ 4 00:00:08,111 --> 00:00:09,940 How much longer? 5 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:12,564 Donna: 300 miles, give or take. 6 00:00:16,395 --> 00:00:18,018 Cameron: What time do we get to Vegas? 7 00:00:18,121 --> 00:00:19,364 9:00 a.m.? 8 00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:21,435 "Psycho Killer" playing on radio 9 00:00:21,538 --> 00:00:25,370 ♪ I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax ♪ 10 00:00:25,473 --> 00:00:28,028 ♪ I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire... ♪ 11 00:00:28,097 --> 00:00:30,133 There's napkins in the glove box. 12 00:00:30,202 --> 00:00:32,687 ♪ Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire... ♪ 13 00:00:32,791 --> 00:00:34,620 Nice ending. Mysterious. 14 00:00:34,724 --> 00:00:36,277 Leave 'em wanting more. 15 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:38,279 Huh. 16 00:00:40,695 --> 00:00:43,215 Cameron: Why are we freaking out about this, anyway? 17 00:00:43,284 --> 00:00:44,734 I mean, it's a trade show. 18 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,563 They want the Giant. The pressure's on them. 19 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:48,117 Gordon: Okay, you think thousands of vendors 20 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:50,326 are just gonna magically swarm our booth? 21 00:00:50,429 --> 00:00:52,466 - Hell, yes. Get in line. - The booth isn't the point. 22 00:00:52,535 --> 00:00:54,399 That's just a way to identify the real buyers 23 00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:55,814 and then get them up to our suite. 24 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:57,091 For the opening night party. 25 00:00:57,195 --> 00:00:58,644 Yeah, suite's where the action is. 26 00:00:58,713 --> 00:01:00,163 It's where we nail down all the real deals. 27 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:01,923 Everybody's terrified. 28 00:01:01,992 --> 00:01:03,580 Nobody knows which technology's gonna win. 29 00:01:03,684 --> 00:01:05,789 Oh, your friends are trying to rip you off. 30 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,101 Your enemies are buying you drinks. 31 00:01:07,205 --> 00:01:09,069 It's a catfight. It's total chaos. 32 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:11,278 It's capitalism at its finest. 33 00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:15,075 In the Scottish Isles, they hold a festival 34 00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:17,077 on the coldest day of the year. 35 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:18,733 The townspeople dress up in Viking costumes 36 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:21,874 and compete in squads, 37 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:24,222 drinking and singing and dancing. 38 00:01:24,291 --> 00:01:26,500 Finally at midnight, they march up 39 00:01:26,569 --> 00:01:29,744 to a huge wooden ship in the town square. 40 00:01:32,506 --> 00:01:34,749 Then what? 41 00:01:37,235 --> 00:01:39,375 Then the winners burn it to the ground. 42 00:01:39,478 --> 00:01:43,172 ♪ Better run-run, run-run, run-run run away... ♪ 43 00:01:43,275 --> 00:01:46,036 Why the hell did you just tell us that? 44 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:20,588 Good morning. Checking in? 45 00:02:20,692 --> 00:02:22,072 Cardiff Electric. 46 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,282 We have a three-bedroom suite on the ninth floor. 47 00:02:24,385 --> 00:02:26,629 Excellent. If you'd just fill out your registration card. 48 00:02:29,425 --> 00:02:31,530 I'm sorry, did you say Cardiff? 49 00:02:31,634 --> 00:02:34,499 - That's right. - Excuse me for one moment. 50 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:42,127 - I'm the manager. - Uh, John Bosworth. 51 00:02:42,231 --> 00:02:44,302 - Is there a problem? - I'm afraid so. 52 00:02:44,405 --> 00:02:47,097 We ran your card this morning and it was declined. 53 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,445 We tried to call, but no answer. 54 00:02:49,548 --> 00:02:52,586 Unfortunately, we had no choice but to release your room. 55 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:54,484 That's absurd. 56 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:56,452 Let me call the credit card company. - We already did. 57 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:59,109 Your corporate account has been frozen... 58 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:01,871 due to a pending criminal investigation. 59 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,633 Here, take a personal card. 60 00:03:05,702 --> 00:03:09,430 You won't have any problem with this. 61 00:03:09,499 --> 00:03:12,571 "Joseph MacMillan." I thought you were John Bosworth. 62 00:03:12,675 --> 00:03:14,228 If I can pay, what does it matter? 63 00:03:14,332 --> 00:03:16,644 I'm sorry, we're fully booked. 64 00:03:16,713 --> 00:03:19,854 I'm willing to add a $200 premium per night. 65 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:23,651 I have a waiting list 30 names long for that room. 66 00:03:23,755 --> 00:03:25,826 Legitimate names. 67 00:03:32,729 --> 00:03:34,421 So, what now? 68 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:14,012 We lost our booth. 69 00:04:14,081 --> 00:04:15,738 The floor manager said he might be able to squeeze us in. 70 00:04:15,807 --> 00:04:18,327 I'm supposed to get back to him in 20 minutes. 71 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,984 Well, that gives us time to find another hotel. - The expo's right next door. 72 00:04:21,088 --> 00:04:23,608 We move off the Strip, we lose our base, all our walk-in traffic. 73 00:04:23,711 --> 00:04:25,955 Our welcoming party's tonight. Everyone stays here. 74 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:28,164 But it's booked. What are we supposed to do, bribe somebody? 75 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:31,029 - I tried that. - Cameron: Christ, we're in Las Vegas. 76 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:32,789 We have $11,000 in cash. 77 00:04:32,858 --> 00:04:34,446 Can we get off our asses and make a move? 78 00:04:34,515 --> 00:04:37,311 Hey, Protonix Printers, suite 1475. 79 00:04:37,415 --> 00:04:39,796 Those brothers from Sunnyvale, remember? 80 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:41,591 No. 81 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:44,042 They were, like, six booths away from us in '81. 82 00:04:44,111 --> 00:04:45,975 I remember their demo. It sucked. 83 00:04:48,702 --> 00:04:50,635 Call the floor manager. Set the meet. 84 00:04:50,704 --> 00:04:52,119 I don't care where it is or how much it costs, 85 00:04:52,188 --> 00:04:53,879 just get us a booth. 86 00:04:53,983 --> 00:04:57,262 You, find your best blue suit and change in the bathroom. 87 00:04:57,331 --> 00:05:00,921 - What are we doing? - We're gonna make room in the inn. 88 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:02,543 Come on, hustle up. 89 00:05:02,647 --> 00:05:04,373 "In text mode, the printer is logic-seeking. 90 00:05:04,476 --> 00:05:06,892 What do I mean by that, you ask? 91 00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:10,102 I mean it can print with its head moving in both directions. 92 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:12,691 Yes, you heard that right." 93 00:05:12,795 --> 00:05:15,763 Man: "Now, your average dot matrix printer, your DMP, 94 00:05:15,867 --> 00:05:19,836 your MX-80, restricts you to a standard output size." 95 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:22,977 "Which is fine for business letters and general accounting and such..." 96 00:05:23,046 --> 00:05:26,326 "But what about those moments that demand a more personal touch?" 97 00:05:26,429 --> 00:05:28,914 "That's where the OccasionMaster steps in. 98 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:32,435 With our pre-set fonts and balloons and sparkles graphics, 99 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:34,541 your near and dearest are guaranteed a special feeling. 100 00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:37,337 Result-- let's pass out those samples, Petey. 101 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,100 From the garden party to the bachelor party, 102 00:05:42,169 --> 00:05:44,482 the OccasionMaster is truly..." 103 00:05:44,551 --> 00:05:47,174 Both: "Your master of ceremonies." 104 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:49,625 Any questions? 105 00:05:49,694 --> 00:05:51,730 Serial port or parallel? 106 00:05:51,799 --> 00:05:54,043 Well, it's just parallel for now, 107 00:05:54,112 --> 00:05:57,736 but that's something that we hope to upgrade in the future. 108 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,255 And you're asking how much for it? 109 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,706 Oh, uh, $900 plus tax. 110 00:06:01,775 --> 00:06:03,293 Gordon: What's the CPS rate? 111 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,606 It's 80 to 100, depending. 112 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:08,126 So, I'm supposed to pay a thousand dollars 113 00:06:08,195 --> 00:06:10,577 to wait 20 minutes for that thing to spit out a thank-you note 114 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,441 when I can write my own in five? 115 00:06:12,544 --> 00:06:16,306 100 CPS is quite fast, my friend. 116 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,136 Yeah, well, let's not act like it's lightning. 117 00:06:18,239 --> 00:06:19,620 Especially with the graphics. 118 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:21,726 Can't you modify the head to go any faster? 119 00:06:21,795 --> 00:06:24,211 We've been testing the OM 120 00:06:24,314 --> 00:06:26,420 with no problems for some time now. 121 00:06:26,489 --> 00:06:28,974 - Show us. - Yeah, print something. 122 00:06:29,043 --> 00:06:30,493 Fine, you want it faster? 123 00:06:30,562 --> 00:06:32,115 Well, I'd like it cheaper, too. 124 00:06:48,131 --> 00:06:50,651 You know, I hear IBM's coming out with a multiple format paper feed. 125 00:06:52,032 --> 00:06:53,102 Where'd you hear that? 126 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:02,767 I'm not supposed to tell you this, but... 127 00:07:02,836 --> 00:07:04,251 We are coming out with a multiple format printer 128 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,667 first of the year. 129 00:07:06,771 --> 00:07:08,462 If I were you, I'd get out of our way. 130 00:07:08,531 --> 00:07:11,223 What, just pack up and leave? 131 00:07:11,327 --> 00:07:13,847 We put everything into this. 132 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:17,437 Look, I love when guys like you take us on, I really do. 133 00:07:17,506 --> 00:07:19,369 A couple years ago, a gentleman out of Duluth 134 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:23,650 developed his own word processor. Great features. 135 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:26,169 But it went head-to-head with DisplayWriter. 136 00:07:26,273 --> 00:07:28,758 - What happened? - After his wife left him and he lost his house, 137 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:30,622 he drove his car into a library. 138 00:07:30,726 --> 00:07:33,970 I think he's still recuperating in a mental hospital upstate. 139 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:37,284 We already checked in. The suite's paid up through the end of the week. 140 00:07:37,353 --> 00:07:39,320 Maybe I can help. 141 00:07:39,424 --> 00:07:41,875 We rented two floors and we're still bursting at the seams. 142 00:07:41,944 --> 00:07:44,084 I got guys sleeping on the carpet. 143 00:07:44,153 --> 00:07:47,950 You know, IBM might be able to take that suite off your hands. 144 00:07:49,399 --> 00:07:51,436 Full freight. 145 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,369 I'm not looking to screw you guys over. 146 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,234 If we could break even... 147 00:07:56,337 --> 00:07:58,132 That would be huge. 148 00:07:58,201 --> 00:08:00,272 - Except. - Man 149 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:02,309 The big spread we ordered for tonight. 150 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:05,243 You'd have to eat that cost. 151 00:08:05,312 --> 00:08:06,486 All that shrimp. 152 00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:09,178 Shrimp? 153 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,708 This is highway robbery. 154 00:08:21,777 --> 00:08:23,537 Our booth was supposed to be in the middle. 155 00:08:23,606 --> 00:08:25,125 You're late and your check bounced. 156 00:08:25,228 --> 00:08:26,920 You're lucky I have this one left. 157 00:08:26,989 --> 00:08:29,785 Hey, get down from there before you hurt yourself. 158 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:35,376 All of your material as ordered. 159 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:39,346 Wait, I need more wall space. I can't fit all this on one crummy backing. 160 00:08:39,449 --> 00:08:41,900 Not my problem, lady. 161 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:47,388 - Free software? - Jesus. 162 00:08:47,457 --> 00:08:50,184 Free software. 163 00:08:50,288 --> 00:08:52,428 That's one way to make a living. 164 00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:54,257 Donna: No, that's not their living. 165 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:58,123 They're porn stars moonlighting as "booth babes." 166 00:08:58,227 --> 00:09:01,057 Vegas figured out that computer types don't gamble, 167 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:04,440 so they schedule a porn convention next door. 168 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,649 Same time every year. 169 00:09:06,718 --> 00:09:09,203 I thought the action was in the suites. 170 00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:12,206 Yeah, well, no one's coming to our suite if we don't get their attention. 171 00:09:19,213 --> 00:09:20,663 What? 172 00:09:24,322 --> 00:09:26,117 What are you doing? 173 00:09:27,946 --> 00:09:29,948 Look, I'll get them to the party, 174 00:09:30,052 --> 00:09:32,261 you make sure it's one to remember, okay? 175 00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:41,373 - Babe - Babe 176 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:51,591 Minus five. Minus 12, wait. 177 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,148 - Uh, plus five. - Bottom line, please. 178 00:09:57,217 --> 00:10:00,841 - It won't start. - Yet. Yet, okay? It's probably nothing. 179 00:10:00,945 --> 00:10:03,672 What we need is an antistatic workstation. 180 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:07,676 Take off your shoes. It's not the power supply. 181 00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:09,919 Pack it up. We're moving into the bedroom. 182 00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:14,027 "Blister in the Sun" playing 183 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:22,622 ♪ When I'm out walking, I strut my stuff ♪ 184 00:10:22,691 --> 00:10:24,727 ♪ And I'm so strung out ♪ 185 00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:27,212 ♪ I'm high as a kite, I just might ♪ 186 00:10:27,281 --> 00:10:29,076 ♪ Stop to check you out ♪ 187 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:31,492 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 188 00:10:31,561 --> 00:10:34,150 ♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪ 189 00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:36,774 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 190 00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:40,985 ♪ Big hands, I know you're the one ♪ 191 00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:43,366 ♪ Body and beats, I stain my sheets ♪ 192 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,610 ♪ I don't even know why ♪ 193 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,371 ♪ My girlfriend, she's at the end ♪ 194 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,683 ♪ She is starting to cry ♪ 195 00:10:49,752 --> 00:10:52,513 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 196 00:10:52,582 --> 00:10:54,688 ♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪ 197 00:10:54,757 --> 00:10:58,002 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 198 00:10:58,071 --> 00:11:00,763 ♪ Big hands, I know you're the one... ♪ 199 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:23,096 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 200 00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:25,477 ♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪ 201 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:28,618 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 202 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,207 ♪ Big hands, I know you're the one. ♪ 203 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:42,978 - Donna: What is that for? - Cameron: Touch-ups. 204 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,569 What? What's the matter? Is it not working? 205 00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:50,606 Not yet. 206 00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:52,366 Meaning what, it won't boot up? 207 00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:53,713 Hardware issue. Not your problem. 208 00:11:53,782 --> 00:11:55,645 Pick up those clothes, please? 209 00:12:00,374 --> 00:12:02,031 "A small company... 210 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,275 No one expected it to be anything... 211 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:06,933 ...evolved into something great, something magnificent." 212 00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:13,387 You gonna tell us how the booth looks? 213 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,461 Is anyone coming? 214 00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:20,153 I would. 215 00:12:36,307 --> 00:12:39,551 - Is this Cardiff Electric? - Yes. Yes, it is. 216 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:42,347 Okay. All right. Let's do it, man. 217 00:12:42,451 --> 00:12:44,418 Oh, wow. Radical. 218 00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:46,248 Yeah! Hey, check this out. 219 00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:51,840 Cameron: Hey, can I get three more? 220 00:12:51,909 --> 00:12:53,911 - Bartender: You got it. - Thanks. 221 00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:56,465 "Heartbreak at 10,000 Feet" playing in background 222 00:12:57,846 --> 00:13:01,539 Hey! Hey, man, is it ready yet? 223 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,232 - Is it ready yet? - No. 224 00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:07,856 I mean, almost. 225 00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:09,305 It's been "almost" for two hours. 226 00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:10,928 You can have it fast or you can have it work. 227 00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:13,931 It's up to you. 228 00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:19,488 Cameron: Oh, come on, Xerox is still a job. 229 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,698 Not at PARC, not to the guys who created Ethernet. 230 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,527 This is pure research and experimentation. 231 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,082 Man: Donna Clark. 232 00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:30,637 Donna: Oh, Wally Turner. My God, how long has it been? 233 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,536 You were pregnant with, uh-- with Joanie. 234 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:37,333 Hey, I got this new program-- GraphWrite. It's productivity fare, 235 00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:41,959 sizable pie charts and histograms, all in full color. 236 00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:43,339 I'm serious. You have to see it. 237 00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:45,100 See what? 238 00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:46,826 I mean, isn't everything you guys do top secret? 239 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,310 You're right. 240 00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:50,036 I shouldn't tell you about meta-classing 241 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:53,246 or hypertext or object-oriented programming. 242 00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:55,006 Stop. 243 00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:56,456 Hey, where's Gordon? 244 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:57,871 Oh, he should be out any minute. 245 00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,184 Love that you two are still working together. 246 00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:02,634 So many couples that break up over the home life-work life thing. 247 00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:04,602 I've seen this a million times. 248 00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:07,122 But you guys, you've weathered the storm. 249 00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:10,228 Hey, congrats on the Giant. 250 00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:12,955 "Space Age Love Song" playing in background 251 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,478 Giant! Giant! Giant! 252 00:14:18,547 --> 00:14:21,619 It's not mounting. I can reconfigure the drive, but that's gonna take time. 253 00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,310 They're not gonna wait much longer. 254 00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,795 Donna, I'm well aware of that. 255 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,005 It's too late. We go without it. 256 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:30,386 Wait, you're gonna do the demo without the demo? 257 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,905 It's Las Vegas, Gordon. 258 00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:33,320 - Wha-- Joe...? - Time to bluff. 259 00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,426 Wait! Wait! 260 00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:42,019 "Fascination" playing in background 261 00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:48,888 Come on, get close. Check it out, guys. 262 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,443 You guys want me to turn it on? 263 00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:55,895 All: Yeah! 264 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,691 All: Ooh. 265 00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:03,730 - Right here, right now? - All: Yeah. 266 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:07,147 But wait a second. 267 00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:10,081 Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. 268 00:15:10,185 --> 00:15:12,601 See, Las Vegas knows how hard it is to build a computer. 269 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:16,329 Especially one as sleek and fast as our little bad boy right here. 270 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:22,162 But Las Vegas doesn't want to hear that our 886 processor 271 00:15:22,231 --> 00:15:25,338 is running 76% faster than the IBM XT. 272 00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:29,859 It doesn't care that our integrated LCD screen 273 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,380 makes the Giant a featherlight 15 pounds, 274 00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:38,247 that it's fully portable, fully compatible, and sexy as hell. 275 00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:42,148 No, Las Vegas wants us to have fun! 276 00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,150 Why else would it schedule 277 00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:46,669 the world's largest porn convention right next door? 278 00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:51,674 Which leads me to our special guest tonight. 279 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:55,368 The Cardiff Electric VIPs. 280 00:15:55,437 --> 00:16:00,683 Four lovely young ladies direct from the cinema. 281 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,548 - All: Ooh. - Yeah. 282 00:16:03,617 --> 00:16:06,344 Wait, wait, wait. I wanna show you guys some spreadsheets. 283 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:10,383 - All: No! - Come on, let's do some word processing. 284 00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:13,282 Wait, you wanna meet the girls now, 285 00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:16,596 before the demo? 286 00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:18,253 Okay, okay, okay. 287 00:16:18,356 --> 00:16:20,255 Only if you all catch up with us tomorrow on the floor. 288 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:24,155 Only if you all show up at the Cardiff Electric booth 289 00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:26,261 hungover, wrung out, 290 00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:30,403 just to watch this machine smoke every box in COMDEX. 291 00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:33,578 All right, it's a deal. 292 00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:37,030 So, tonight let's let the Giant turn you on. 293 00:16:37,099 --> 00:16:39,446 "Sex" playing 294 00:16:51,389 --> 00:16:53,357 Yeah! 295 00:16:57,395 --> 00:17:00,709 Please never tell our daughters I was a part of this. 296 00:17:00,778 --> 00:17:02,504 Why would I? 297 00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:12,652 Cardiff Electric! 298 00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:16,725 ♪ There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind... ♪ 299 00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:18,278 Man: Uh, usually, like, twice a year. 300 00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,798 Once for COMDEX, once just for fun. 301 00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:23,283 For fun-- that sounds really nice. 302 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,527 You have to come visit. 303 00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:28,392 Nothing against Dallas. It looks great on TV. 304 00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:31,533 But California's where it's at. 305 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:33,604 And you're young. 306 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:37,332 - I'll think about it. - What is there to think about? 307 00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:39,368 - Earthquakes. - I don't feel them anymore. 308 00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:42,130 - Cults? Serial killers? - That's all down in Los Angeles. 309 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:46,720 - The Grateful Dead. - Wow, you are mean. 310 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,209 I'm hungry. You want some pancakes? 311 00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:53,831 Yeah. 312 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,074 Hey, you guys want pancakes? 313 00:17:55,143 --> 00:17:56,247 - Pancakes? - Hell, yeah. 314 00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:57,421 - Oh, yeah. - Let's go. 315 00:17:57,524 --> 00:17:59,181 - Let's do it. - Yeah. 316 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,427 If the Giant does everything you say... 317 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:05,601 it could be a contender for us. 318 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:08,052 Don't tease me if you're not for real, Dennis. 319 00:18:08,156 --> 00:18:10,330 ComputerLand has nearly a thousand branches. 320 00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:13,471 We invented computer retail. I can assure you, we're real. 321 00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:17,751 Then why buy a specialty product from a podunk firm in Texas? 322 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:22,342 You ever sell cars for a living, Joe? 323 00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:24,448 No, never. 324 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,554 That's how I got started. 325 00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:32,490 And I learned if you wanna sell station wagons, 326 00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:36,494 you'd better have a sports car to park in the window. 327 00:18:36,563 --> 00:18:38,669 Looking forward to your demo tomorrow. 328 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:48,506 It's spinning. That should do it. 329 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:50,336 Load 'er up. 330 00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,722 Gordon: Yes. 331 00:18:57,826 --> 00:18:59,793 Finally. 332 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:28,926 Haven't done that since our honeymoon. 333 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:37,659 Oh, I haven't done that since college. 334 00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:39,868 What? With who? 335 00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:44,286 Who? 336 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,953 Should we get him a blanket? 337 00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:57,851 Hell, no. We're switching rooms. 338 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,378 Do you really think it'll sell? 339 00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:12,349 If we nail the demo. 340 00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:15,524 This could be so good. 341 00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:18,286 For the girls, us. 342 00:20:18,355 --> 00:20:22,911 For so long we've just gotten by. 343 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,672 Weird, huh? 344 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,605 I think they call it success, sweetheart. 345 00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:36,338 Wally Turner dropped by. Did you see him? 346 00:20:36,442 --> 00:20:39,686 Yeah, he cornered me with his sales pitch. 347 00:20:39,755 --> 00:20:41,999 Still all about Wally. 348 00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:44,381 I like his new software idea. 349 00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:47,384 Yeah, I told him we'd spec it out on the Giant. 350 00:20:49,144 --> 00:20:51,526 Wally thinks we still work together. 351 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,495 Yeah? What'd you tell him? 352 00:20:57,221 --> 00:20:59,637 What am I gonna say? I'm really enjoying 353 00:20:59,706 --> 00:21:02,122 my dead-end job and having my mom raise my kids? 354 00:21:02,191 --> 00:21:04,124 It's not exactly cocktail chatter. 355 00:21:04,193 --> 00:21:06,161 What are you talking about, Donna? 356 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,336 You saved this project a dozen times. 357 00:21:08,405 --> 00:21:10,683 We wouldn't have a motherboard without you. 358 00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:13,306 We wouldn't have an entire machine without you. 359 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:17,655 - I know you know that. - Well, what? 360 00:21:17,724 --> 00:21:20,589 You wanna join Cardiff? Get a front-row seat to the freak show? 361 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:21,970 I didn't say that. 362 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,834 But? 363 00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:29,426 But it would've been nice if you'd asked. 364 00:21:32,152 --> 00:21:34,741 You're right. 365 00:21:36,122 --> 00:21:38,676 I should have asked, but... 366 00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:43,371 look, a few months ago, I was in the Kill Room 367 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:45,407 and I was working late all by myself. 368 00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:50,101 And it hit me, how far behind we were. 369 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:53,346 And how hard I'd have to grind 370 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:54,761 to get the Giant built. 371 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:57,833 And it was like climbing a cliff on a dare, 372 00:21:57,937 --> 00:22:01,354 where you hit an overhang and you can't go up, 373 00:22:01,423 --> 00:22:05,669 and it's too steep to climb back down. 374 00:22:05,738 --> 00:22:07,671 And you realize 375 00:22:07,774 --> 00:22:09,880 what the word "jump" really means. 376 00:22:11,778 --> 00:22:15,472 And if I held your hand and counted to three... 377 00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:20,477 I wasn't sure you'd come with me. 378 00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:25,861 We're married, Gordon. 379 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:29,624 We already jumped. 380 00:22:29,727 --> 00:22:31,729 Yeah. 381 00:22:48,988 --> 00:22:51,059 What's that? 382 00:22:51,128 --> 00:22:53,061 A piece of the Hoover Dam. 383 00:22:55,477 --> 00:22:57,445 You know what I like about it? 384 00:22:57,548 --> 00:23:01,690 There's no circuits or wires. 385 00:23:01,794 --> 00:23:04,072 It's so simple. 386 00:23:04,141 --> 00:23:06,523 It is what it does. 387 00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:16,533 Did you have fun? 388 00:23:18,224 --> 00:23:20,537 I ate pancakes 389 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,954 and watched the sun come up with the Xerox boys. 390 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:28,545 That sounds entirely too wholesome. 391 00:23:29,753 --> 00:23:31,962 When Bosworth came to me... 392 00:23:33,273 --> 00:23:35,828 I should've come to you. 393 00:23:38,796 --> 00:23:40,971 Cameron... 394 00:23:41,074 --> 00:23:44,112 California-- 395 00:23:44,181 --> 00:23:47,702 what they're doing out there, it's really impressive. 396 00:23:49,773 --> 00:23:52,223 Maybe you should go to Palo Alto. 397 00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:55,986 Maybe weshould. 398 00:24:24,152 --> 00:24:26,810 Gordon, do you really need another AMD T-shirt? 399 00:24:26,879 --> 00:24:28,846 Yeah, this is this year's. 400 00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:31,124 Cameron: Hey, Windows looks cool. 401 00:24:31,228 --> 00:24:33,610 Donna: Oh, yeah, but it was crawling with bugs. 402 00:24:35,577 --> 00:24:38,615 Joe: I can't get over HP's touch screen. 403 00:24:38,718 --> 00:24:41,756 Gordon: Good to see you. Yeah, it's a fad... 404 00:24:41,859 --> 00:24:44,034 - Donna: Oh, look, look, look. - Gordon: ...guaranteed. 405 00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:46,105 High-density floppy disks. 406 00:24:46,174 --> 00:24:47,900 Oh, someone's hot. 407 00:24:48,003 --> 00:24:50,489 Cameron: Let's check it out. - Gordon: Why? 408 00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:52,905 They'll be down at our booth in, like, 60 seconds. 409 00:24:55,114 --> 00:24:56,943 And so I ask you, 410 00:24:57,012 --> 00:24:58,600 what is the point of a revolution 411 00:24:58,669 --> 00:25:01,707 if you have to sell your car to afford it? 412 00:25:01,810 --> 00:25:04,572 Now, this isn't "The Jetsons." 413 00:25:04,675 --> 00:25:08,645 We're not selling you a ray gun. 414 00:25:08,748 --> 00:25:11,233 We're trying to give you the simplest product 415 00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:13,822 with the most flexibility. 416 00:25:13,891 --> 00:25:16,756 You want hard disk support? Plug it in. 417 00:25:16,825 --> 00:25:19,932 A bigger monitor? Our fonts adjust automatically. 418 00:25:20,001 --> 00:25:23,522 Of course, we think they're just fine as is. 419 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:26,317 8086 processing, 420 00:25:26,421 --> 00:25:28,216 a double-sided motherboard... 421 00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:31,806 - Donna... - Man: ...packed with functionality. 422 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:37,018 So strong, so fast, so simple, 423 00:25:37,087 --> 00:25:40,055 it's a wonder no one thought of it before. 424 00:25:48,029 --> 00:25:51,032 The Slingshot. 425 00:25:55,761 --> 00:25:58,142 Hunt: Because, as Goliath found out, 426 00:25:58,211 --> 00:26:03,423 victory goes not to the swift, nor to the strong, 427 00:26:03,492 --> 00:26:06,703 but to the little guy who strikes first. 428 00:26:09,706 --> 00:26:12,294 Any questions? 429 00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:14,814 Damn you, you son of a bitch! 430 00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:16,298 - Brian: Hey, Donna! - I'm gonna kill you-- 431 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,128 - Get off him! - Donna, come on. 432 00:26:18,197 --> 00:26:19,716 Donna, let's go, come on. 433 00:26:23,685 --> 00:26:26,101 Okay, okay. 434 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:28,000 Payback's a bitch. 435 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:39,805 But they copied our machine. They need schematics for that. 436 00:26:39,874 --> 00:26:41,807 This is corporate espionage. I need to know 437 00:26:41,876 --> 00:26:42,911 what was compromised and the extent of the damage. 438 00:26:43,015 --> 00:26:44,810 - Gordon: Out. - Cameron: What? 439 00:26:44,913 --> 00:26:46,777 I never brought anything to T.I. 440 00:26:46,846 --> 00:26:49,124 There were phone calls. Maybe he overheard-- 441 00:26:49,228 --> 00:26:52,265 or-- or that-- the fax you sent to the hotel. 442 00:26:52,334 --> 00:26:55,165 Are you sleeping with him? 443 00:26:55,234 --> 00:26:56,960 Answer the question. 444 00:26:57,029 --> 00:27:00,101 Are you sleeping with him? - No. 445 00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:02,068 I kissed him, once. 446 00:27:02,172 --> 00:27:04,381 Yeah, you kissed him and not the other way around? 447 00:27:04,484 --> 00:27:07,108 Yeah, Gordon. Yeah, I kissed him. 448 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:10,387 And for two and a half seconds, I felt better than I've felt in two years. 449 00:27:10,490 --> 00:27:12,044 Christ, Donna, you're a child. 450 00:27:12,113 --> 00:27:14,011 There was nothing childish about it. 451 00:27:14,115 --> 00:27:16,186 I wanted him, and there were reasons. - Donna, he-- 452 00:27:16,289 --> 00:27:18,222 - Donna-- - There were you-and-me reasons 453 00:27:18,326 --> 00:27:21,225 because you can't pretend we were on some moonlit carriage ride. 454 00:27:21,329 --> 00:27:23,538 He used you! He used you! 455 00:27:23,607 --> 00:27:25,471 At least he encouraged me and rewarded me. 456 00:27:25,574 --> 00:27:27,576 You believe that? You're blind, Donna. 457 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,786 You never even saw what he was doing! 458 00:27:29,889 --> 00:27:33,134 And you never even picked me up out of a hole in the ground. 459 00:27:33,203 --> 00:27:37,828 I lifted you up so many times. I carried you and the kids. 460 00:27:37,932 --> 00:27:41,280 And I was tired and miserable and you didn't give a shit. 461 00:27:43,592 --> 00:27:45,905 It wasn't an affair, but it should've been. 462 00:27:46,009 --> 00:27:48,805 All right. Go on, then. You've made your decision. 463 00:27:48,908 --> 00:27:50,945 - Oh, my God. - You go down to the front desk 464 00:27:51,014 --> 00:27:52,394 and you ask for his suite number! 465 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:53,775 I'm sure he'll make room for you! 466 00:27:53,879 --> 00:27:55,950 Like you didn't pick the Giant over me 467 00:27:56,053 --> 00:27:57,641 every second of every single day. 468 00:27:57,745 --> 00:27:59,747 Oh, my God, Donna. Donna, you're a cliché. 469 00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:01,749 Both of you. Just a cheap rip-off 470 00:28:01,852 --> 00:28:03,958 of something that we built together. 471 00:28:04,027 --> 00:28:05,960 I would go, but it's all ruined for me now, - Yeah? Go. 472 00:28:06,029 --> 00:28:07,755 because that's what you want. - Go. 473 00:28:07,824 --> 00:28:10,171 You want to be right more than you want me. 474 00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:12,138 You know what, Donna? Maybe your parents were right about me. 475 00:28:12,207 --> 00:28:15,210 I'm just a small-minded, petty, resentful little tyrant. 476 00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:19,732 You know, part-time alcoholic, full-time failure as a father! 477 00:28:19,801 --> 00:28:21,216 But I knew what I had with you, Donna. 478 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,771 And I never stopped trying to live up to that. 479 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,947 To you, Donna. To you, I never, ever gave up. 480 00:28:47,864 --> 00:28:51,419 They changed their mind. 481 00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:57,459 Our dynamic OS, our design-- they don't care. 482 00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,841 They want a station wagon. 483 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:07,711 The Slingshot's faster, it's cheaper. 484 00:29:07,815 --> 00:29:10,127 So we're dead. 485 00:29:16,478 --> 00:29:18,239 Did you hear that, Gordon? 486 00:29:19,619 --> 00:29:21,829 They'll be in stores by Christmas. 487 00:30:16,090 --> 00:30:19,196 My heart goes out to you. 488 00:30:19,265 --> 00:30:22,821 I know how painful this must be. 489 00:30:22,890 --> 00:30:25,409 But when two paths converge, 490 00:30:25,478 --> 00:30:27,584 intentionally or not, 491 00:30:27,653 --> 00:30:30,276 they don't always continue on together. 492 00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:33,417 One peels off, 493 00:30:33,521 --> 00:30:35,350 the other dead-ends. 494 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:41,253 Let's skip the "Two Roads in a Wood" bullshit. You're not Robert Frost. 495 00:30:41,322 --> 00:30:45,671 You're pawnshop hacks selling my dream under a cheap plastic mask. 496 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:47,569 I heard you were touchy. 497 00:30:47,673 --> 00:30:51,642 That LCD screen, where did you find it, a Taiwanese barge? 498 00:30:51,711 --> 00:30:56,095 Apologize, pull your product, and I'll consider not suing. 499 00:30:56,164 --> 00:30:58,339 There's no upside to litigation, Joe. 500 00:30:58,442 --> 00:31:00,479 By the time you get in front of a jury, 501 00:31:00,582 --> 00:31:02,205 we'll be on our third generation. 502 00:31:02,308 --> 00:31:04,138 And good luck persuading them that your BIOS 503 00:31:04,207 --> 00:31:07,693 is such a nobler copy of IBM's than ours. 504 00:31:07,796 --> 00:31:10,799 We got there first. Deal with it. 505 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,974 You must be proud. 506 00:31:13,078 --> 00:31:16,184 Hiring our sloppy seconds, pumping a competitor's wife. 507 00:31:16,288 --> 00:31:18,290 That's one way to do business. 508 00:31:18,359 --> 00:31:19,878 The opportunity presented itself. 509 00:31:19,981 --> 00:31:21,914 No laws were broken. 510 00:31:21,983 --> 00:31:23,778 Are you telling me you'd do different? 511 00:31:23,847 --> 00:31:27,368 - I'd be more careful. - Oh, please. 512 00:31:27,437 --> 00:31:31,372 Your SVP's under indictment, you're sleeping with your lead coder, 513 00:31:31,441 --> 00:31:34,685 not to mention that little incident back in Armonk. 514 00:31:34,789 --> 00:31:36,377 Let me see if I get this right. 515 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,483 Following an argument with your father, 516 00:31:39,552 --> 00:31:41,623 you ruptured a water main, 517 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:44,316 flooded an entire IBM data center? 518 00:31:44,419 --> 00:31:45,731 Whew. 519 00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:47,422 Daddy musta made you pretty angry. 520 00:31:47,526 --> 00:31:52,980 Oh, yeah. I did my homework on you, all right. 521 00:31:53,049 --> 00:31:55,051 You got quite the fan club back there in New York. 522 00:31:57,122 --> 00:31:58,882 You recognize that number? 523 00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:01,091 That's your boss, Nathan Cardiff. 524 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,956 Now, you're gonna go upstairs, you're gonna call him, 525 00:32:04,025 --> 00:32:08,547 and tell him that I offered you $2 million in Slingshot stock for the Giant. 526 00:32:08,616 --> 00:32:10,652 Which is more than you're gonna get in the settlement. 527 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,551 Why would we sell to you? 528 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:15,071 'Cause that covers your RandD nut, gets you out whole 529 00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:17,556 as opposed to losing everything for nothing. 530 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:20,007 Then you strip us for parts? - 531 00:32:20,076 --> 00:32:22,561 There's some good ideas in that machine, Joe. 532 00:32:22,664 --> 00:32:26,047 Your mistake was falling in love with that precious query-based interface. 533 00:32:26,116 --> 00:32:30,534 Maybe it's ahead of its time, but it's a memory hog. 534 00:32:30,638 --> 00:32:32,571 We'll never sell to you. 535 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,262 After we sign with ComputerLand, it's academic. 536 00:32:34,366 --> 00:32:36,471 Take it or not. 537 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:41,304 Oh, and tell Donna it wasn't personal. 538 00:32:43,789 --> 00:32:45,929 I feel sorry for you, Mr. Whitmarsh. 539 00:32:46,033 --> 00:32:47,827 You cheated yourself. 540 00:32:47,896 --> 00:32:50,692 You'll never create anything of your own. 541 00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:53,695 Well, neither will you. 542 00:32:53,799 --> 00:32:57,078 You seem to have forgotten, we're in the compatible business. 543 00:32:57,182 --> 00:32:59,736 You tried to be good. 544 00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:02,256 We just had to be good enough. 545 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,131 Gordon: You know, it's funny-- 546 00:33:50,235 --> 00:33:51,857 it's funny how much better it tastes 547 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,307 when you've paid five bucks for it. 548 00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:56,551 How are we doing? 549 00:33:56,655 --> 00:33:59,796 Fine, I guess. 550 00:33:59,865 --> 00:34:04,111 I stripped out the daughter board and all the extraneous memory. 551 00:34:10,807 --> 00:34:12,843 Where's my operating system? 552 00:34:20,713 --> 00:34:23,061 Wally lent me MS-DOS. 553 00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:26,374 It'll beat the Slingshot on speed and be a hundred bucks cheaper. 554 00:34:26,478 --> 00:34:28,100 You took it out. 555 00:34:28,169 --> 00:34:29,998 Everything that made it unique. 556 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:33,588 We had a problem. Now we have a product. 557 00:34:38,731 --> 00:34:40,354 You can't let him do this. 558 00:34:42,356 --> 00:34:44,737 Joe. 559 00:34:44,806 --> 00:34:46,360 Tell him. 560 00:34:46,429 --> 00:34:48,707 He's wrong. This is wrong. 561 00:34:54,299 --> 00:34:56,577 It's what's right for the machine. 562 00:35:08,865 --> 00:35:10,625 Oh, my God-- 563 00:35:18,219 --> 00:35:20,290 - It's called survival. - Don't speak to me. 564 00:35:20,394 --> 00:35:22,672 It's an existential choice. Sell none of the original 565 00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:25,157 - or a million of these. - And no one will remember a single one. 566 00:35:25,226 --> 00:35:28,367 - It's still our machine. - It's empty. 567 00:35:28,436 --> 00:35:30,335 We need to demo by the end of business or we're dead. 568 00:35:30,438 --> 00:35:32,164 - I need you there. - Bullshit! 569 00:35:32,233 --> 00:35:36,134 Okay, how about... I want you there? 570 00:35:36,203 --> 00:35:38,377 I want you with me. 571 00:35:40,621 --> 00:35:43,693 Then put it back in. 572 00:35:57,465 --> 00:35:59,329 You'll see that whether it's Multiplan or Lotus 1-2-3, 573 00:35:59,398 --> 00:36:00,917 the Giant runs all your business software 574 00:36:00,986 --> 00:36:03,195 on one compact, compatible package. 575 00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:04,748 What happens when the workday ends? 576 00:36:04,817 --> 00:36:06,854 You pack up your Giant, bring it home, 577 00:36:06,923 --> 00:36:09,546 and in five minutes, fire up "Rocky's Boots" for the kids. 578 00:36:11,721 --> 00:36:13,861 I keep telling him, "Watch out for that alligator." 579 00:36:16,691 --> 00:36:20,212 Whether it's composing music or cobbling together your family finances, 580 00:36:20,281 --> 00:36:22,490 the Giant is there. 581 00:36:22,594 --> 00:36:25,735 It's not just a part of your family, it's a part of your life. 582 00:36:35,848 --> 00:36:39,404 Um, are there any questions? 583 00:36:39,473 --> 00:36:42,855 I heard it asks you stuff, like it learns your name. 584 00:36:42,959 --> 00:36:44,167 Gordon: Where'd you hear that? 585 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,686 It sounds a little "Buck Rogers." 586 00:36:45,755 --> 00:36:48,344 So, it's fast and it runs all the software, 587 00:36:48,413 --> 00:36:51,795 but besides portability, I'm not seeing a lot that's special. 588 00:36:51,899 --> 00:36:53,418 Nothing unique. 589 00:36:53,521 --> 00:36:55,834 "Unique." Interesting word choice. 590 00:36:55,937 --> 00:36:57,801 What are you really asking for? 591 00:36:57,870 --> 00:37:01,702 Something special? Give me something warm, something fuzzy? 592 00:37:01,771 --> 00:37:03,359 This is a machine. 593 00:37:03,428 --> 00:37:04,774 It's not your friend, it's your employee. 594 00:37:04,843 --> 00:37:06,396 It works for you. 595 00:37:06,465 --> 00:37:07,846 And the way it should be evaluated is thus-- 596 00:37:07,915 --> 00:37:10,745 "How well and how fast does it do the things I ask?" 597 00:37:10,814 --> 00:37:13,921 Answer-- "Instantly." Anything less is a waste of your time. 598 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:16,579 "What is the margin of error?" Answer-- "Zero." 599 00:37:16,682 --> 00:37:18,822 Anything more and you've failed. 600 00:37:18,926 --> 00:37:21,342 Here's another word, one that's infinitely more important 601 00:37:21,411 --> 00:37:24,345 than "unique" will ever be-- "speed." 602 00:37:24,414 --> 00:37:27,831 Let's cut through the bullshit and act like adults. 603 00:37:27,935 --> 00:37:30,558 You want speed, 604 00:37:30,662 --> 00:37:34,700 and this machine is the fastest one you'll find, period. 605 00:37:34,769 --> 00:37:37,910 You wanna play a game with your kid, join him for craft time at preschool. 606 00:37:38,014 --> 00:37:39,740 You want a buddy? Buy a dog. 607 00:37:39,809 --> 00:37:42,881 You want to chase rainbows, tilt the room? Walk outside. 608 00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:44,434 There are a hundred casinos out there 609 00:37:44,503 --> 00:37:45,953 built for delusional people like you 610 00:37:46,056 --> 00:37:48,404 who think their world is gonna change so easily. 611 00:37:48,473 --> 00:37:52,339 You wanna get something done, buy one of these. 612 00:38:03,591 --> 00:38:07,630 So, how did you get everything to fit? 613 00:38:07,699 --> 00:38:11,703 Um, chips on both sides. 614 00:38:11,772 --> 00:38:14,568 Who thought of that? 615 00:38:14,671 --> 00:38:16,846 My wife. 616 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:19,814 Donna Clark. 617 00:38:24,198 --> 00:38:26,959 How'd you fix the heat problem? 618 00:38:27,028 --> 00:38:29,479 We vented the side panels and changed the chip layout. 619 00:38:29,548 --> 00:38:31,550 It got a lot easier after we fired you. 620 00:38:31,619 --> 00:38:33,656 Spectators: Ooh...! 621 00:38:35,934 --> 00:38:39,040 What about IBM? I heard they might be coming out with a portable. 622 00:38:39,109 --> 00:38:40,387 I'm sick of hearing about IBM. 623 00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:42,078 IBM scraps more projects in a day 624 00:38:42,181 --> 00:38:43,907 than any of us attempt in a year. 625 00:38:43,976 --> 00:38:45,668 Whatwe did was harder. 626 00:38:45,737 --> 00:38:48,636 We took one idea all the way... 627 00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:51,812 and it cost us. 628 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:54,366 It cost us people. 629 00:38:54,435 --> 00:38:57,438 But the evidence of that cost is here. 630 00:38:57,507 --> 00:39:00,545 It's in the damn metal. 631 00:39:32,439 --> 00:39:36,546 Joe, why, I gotta tell ya. 632 00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:39,584 Any man who can speed up a machine by that much that fast 633 00:39:39,687 --> 00:39:42,000 has got a very bright future in PCs. 634 00:39:42,103 --> 00:39:44,520 Thank you, Dennis. 635 00:39:44,589 --> 00:39:49,041 How does 60,000 units at, say, $900 a pop sound? 636 00:39:49,145 --> 00:39:51,837 It's a start. 637 00:39:51,941 --> 00:39:56,117 Okay... 70,000. 638 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:58,465 We'll negotiate tomorrow. 639 00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:40,230 It's warm. Needs ice. 640 00:40:45,891 --> 00:40:48,066 I'll get it. 641 00:41:41,878 --> 00:41:43,984 Computer voice: Hello, I'm Macintosh. 642 00:42:04,004 --> 00:42:07,179 You okay, man? What's the matter? 643 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:14,048 It speaks.